My mom doesn’t know how many of my [recently deceased] dad’s credit cards she’s already shredded, but she tries to impress me with the fact that she doesn’t keep the remaining ones in her underwear drawer, where thieves would look for them. That’s where she got the prescription meds.
Boy them thieves would be disappointed!” she laughs.
A couple of years ago, my parents got into an accident on my watch and my sister yelled at me, “They’re like BABIES, Jules! BABIES! and yeah, i’m in it now, the grown-up’un.